Gossip Girl2007

Blair Waldorf:
I'm innocent, well except for a crime of passion. I did something stupid with someone, and even worse than doing that stupid thing, I did the same stupid thing with someone else and pretended I had never done stupid thing before. You looked confused, should I walk you through it?

Headmistress Queller:
Let's stay on point. I reviewed your record, it's pristine. If Constance has a shining star it's Blair Waldorf. I would have never expected this from you.

Blair Waldorf:
I know I'm the perfect one.

Headmistress Queller:
Ms. Waldorf who broke into the pool?

Blair Waldorf:
Like you said my unfortunate participation in said party was entirely out of character, I don't know anything about it.