Gossip Girl2007

Emma Boardman:
Aren't you done? You won. You, Muffy, my mom. I'm the only loser.

Blair Waldorf:
You still don't get it. Having sex for the first time shouldn't be part of a competition to beat Muffy the lacrostitute. It should be with someone you love.

Emma Boardman:
Was your first time with someone you loved? [pause]

Blair Waldorf:
Yes, it was. And honestly there are better ways of getting your mother's attention.

Emma Boardman:
I told you this is about Muffy.

Blair Waldorf:
Please I wrote the book on distracted self-centered mother's. My mom has never met a single one of my teachers, she regularly forgets my birthday, and she only comments on my appearance when she has something to criticize.

Emma Boardman:
But your perfect.

Blair Waldorf:
True, but that's why I finally realized it wasn't about me, the same way it's not about you.

Emma Boardman:
My mom always says when we come to the city we're gonna hang out and do mother daughter things. It never happens.

Blair Waldorf:
So tell her that.