Grey's Anatomy2005

Dr. Cristina Yang:
Which surgeon are we going to have to suck up to today?

Dr. Miranda Bailey:
That would be me.

Dr. Cristina Yang:
Dr. Bailey?

Dr. Miranda Bailey:
I've been gone two weeks. Two weeks! And you ran off two residents. I've got people phoning me at home, screaming, telling me my interns are Rosemary's babies! Nobody wants you! Do you think I have time for this? I am pregnant! I'm supposed to be on bedrest! I'm supposed to be growing a human being. I am supposed to be calm! Do I look calm to you! Did I raise you fools to be pariahs!

Dr. George O'Malley:
[Hugging Dr. Bailey] You're back!

Dr. Miranda Bailey:
I am not back.

Dr. George O'Malley:
You're not?

Dr. Miranda Bailey:
[Smacks him] Get off me!

[an ambulance roles up]

Dr. Miranda Bailey:
Yang, Karev, Grey, stay in here and wait for the incoming case. O'Malley, page Addison Shepherd. Stevens, get a wheelchair.

Dr. George O'Malley:
A wheelchair?

Dr. Miranda Bailey:
A wheelchair.

Dr. George O'Malley:
What should I tell Dr. Montgomery-Shepherd?

Dr. Miranda Bailey:
[No one has moved] What did I say?

Dr. George O'Malley:
Dr. Bailey? What do you want me to tell Dr. Montgomery-Shepherd when she answers her page.

Dr. Miranda Bailey:
[a splash is heard and everyone looks at Dr. Bailey's feet] Tell her my contractions are ten minutes apart and my water just broke all over your shoes.