Hannah Montana2006

Fairmaine:
I love you Hannah Montana!

Jackson Stewart:
Do you mind? I am on the phone here, all right? I've got a life too you know. And I would appreciate it if I could have one conversation without hearing the words Hannah Montana. [on the phone] Yeah, that's right girl, I know Hannah Montana! [Hannah/Miley rolls her eyes] And I got two incredible tickets for tomorrow night, great we'll see you then! [hangs up phone and turns to Hannah/Miley] I need two incredible seats for tomorrow night!

Hannah Montama:
Sorry, I'm sold out!

Jackson Stewart:
Dad!

Robbie Stewart:
Hey think about it this way Miley, he goes out with the girl, they fall in love, they get married and he moves out.

Hannah Montama:
[tosses her jacket on the couch turns to Robbie and Jackson and points both index fingers at them] You've got the tickets

Miley Stewart:
[phone rings] Hello?

Lilly Truscott:
[yelling] Hey it's me, landing in twenty seconds!

Miley Stewart:
Great!

Miley Stewart:
Lilly alert in 18 seconds! [takes off wig and jacket grabs another jacket and puts it on]

Jackson Stewart:
She's your best friend Miley, sooner or later your gonna have to tell her your Hannah Montana.

Miley Stewart:
I pick later!

Robbie Stewart:
9 seconds, get the juice!

Miley Stewart:
Got it!

Robbie Stewart:
Good!

Robbie Stewart:
3!

Jackson Stewart:
[opens the door] 2!

Miley Stewart:
1!

Lilly Truscott:
Guess who just landed two tickets to the hottest concert in town! Miley, you and I, I being your best friend, are going to see, the one, the only, Hannah Montana! Woo! [Miley's eyes double in size] You're not screaming, why aren't you screaming?

Jackson Stewart:
Oh believe me, she's screaming on the inside. [Robbie wraps his arm around Jackson's mouth] [Miley screams in her head]