Hill Street Blues1981

Sgt. Howard Hunter:
Item six, a memo from division: since the new copy machines have been installed, printing costs from all precincts have risen over 300 per cent. Starting noon today, the copier will accept only those documents that have been stamped with a police identification code. [rumbling from the cops in attendance] Further more, the department will absorb the cost of four, and only four, reprints. Any number over four, and it's your nickle.

Officer J.D. LaRue:
Hey sarge, sergeant, are you aware that the D.A.'s office is asking for five copies of all arrest reports?

Sgt. Howard Hunter:
Which is why God invented carbon paper, detective.