Hogan's Heroes1965

Col. Wilhelm Klink:
Where are the two prisoners who tried to escape?

Col. Robert E. Hogan:
If you stood any closer to them, your Iron Cross would get rusty.

Col. Wilhelm Klink:
Oh, you fools. Here's my reward. Thirty days in the cooler. Take them away

Col. Robert E. Hogan:
Thirty days is an cruel and human unjustified punishment, to be inflicted only by a sadist.

Col. Wilhelm Klink:
Flattery will gain you nothing, my dear, Colonel.