Hogan's Heroes1965

Col. Robert E. Hogan:
[watching the women eat at the tea party ] Guests are certainly enjoying themselves, sir. That's the third tray of hors d'oeuvres LeBeau has sent in.

Col. Wilhelm Klink:
Uh, the fat little lady in the red dress has been eating steadily over an hour and a half.

General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter:
That's my wife.

Col. Wilhelm Klink:
Did I say red dress? I meant green dress, of course. I'm color-blind, you know.

General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter:
Klink, you meant the lady in the red dress, and she has been eating steadily for an hour and a half.

Col. Wilhelm Klink:
I'm sure Mrs. Burkhalter was famished when she arrived. It's a long trip to this camp, you know.

General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter:
Exactly two miles... And she ate a sandwich in the car.