JonTron2010

JonTron:
Something you might notice is that Pikachu jumps like Sonic. He's even got those super-fast spinning feet when he runs like in Sonic 2. Oh hey, and he even charges up in a... in a ball... like... Sonic... the Hedgehog. That's So- that's Sonic. They, it's So- IT'S SONIC!

[picture of Sonic with red tint spins on the screen]

JonTron:
It turns out that this is actually a hack of an existing hack for the Game Boy Color called Sonic Adventure 7. Yeah, what happened to three through six? Do you even realize what this means? Ladies and gentlemen, we are playing what could be the world's very first double hack!

[cut to JonTron with two computers, typing in two codes at the same time; he lets out an orgasmic sound]

Jacques:
Whoa, Jon! You're in danger of reaching hack capacity!