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[Venec is still boasting about his products]

Venec:
[showing small toothed pliers] This is part of what I call the travel range. When you are out and you don't want to carry all the other stuff around with you, you take this.

L?odagan, roi de Carm?lide:
And that's for?

Venec:
You chop off a finger at the first phalanx.

Arthur, roi de Bretagne:
Well, that's less vicious anyway.

Bohort, chevalier:
Less vicious?

Arthur, roi de Bretagne:
Compared with everything else.

Venec:
It is progressive. One phalanx, another phalanx, if that does not work, you return to the first finger, you take out another phalanx... Anyway, it comes with a booklet which explains it all.

L?odagan, roi de Carm?lide:
We can always take four or five of them, not a bad investment.

Venec:
There we go, the whole tour. There is also this...

[brings out large shears]

Venec:
It is a beautiful tool, too.

Arthur, roi de Bretagne:
What do you cut with that?

Venec:
Whatever you like really, but it's rather for anything genital.

Bohort, chevalier:
Do you mind if I vomit?