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Arthur, roi de Bretagne:
Do you know Seigneur Karadoc?

Guethenoc, peasant:
Of course. He's the only member of the court who buys pat? by the pound. If everyone did that, there'd never be an unhappy peasant again!

Arthur, roi de Bretagne:
It's true that from a military point of view, weaponary and military strategy, it's not the best. We can say that.

Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes:
I'm not saying anything.

Arthur, roi de Bretagne:
However, if it concerns food-

L?odagan, roi de Carm?lide:
There, expert. Prince of the fork, except he eats with his fingers.

Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes:
I fear no-one.

Arthur, roi de Bretagne:
Anyway. We've asked him here to taste your bread.

Guethenoc, peasant:
I also fear no-one.

Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes:
I'll start.

Arthur, roi de Bretagne:
Go ahead.

Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes:
Which one?

L?odagan, roi de Carm?lide:
The classic.

Guethenoc, peasant:
Wheat and rye, it's what I sell most of. [Karadoc tries a piece]

Arthur, roi de Bretagne:
Well?

Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes:
It's crap.

Guethenoc, peasant:
What? This is your expert?

L?odagan, roi de Carm?lide:
Karadoc, try not to be so categoric.

Arthur, roi de Bretagne:
Try to develop it a bit.

Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes:
There's nothing to develop. It's crap that's all. If they served me this in an inn the innkeeper would get a quiche in his face.

Guethenoc, peasant:
You who are impartial, sire, you try it.

Arthur, roi de Bretagne:
Oh no, I know this one.

Guethenoc, peasant:
Taste it.

Arthur, roi de Bretagne:
Nothing doing.

L?odagan, roi de Carm?lide:
With pat? it's not magic but alone I feel like I'm eating my shoes.