Keeping Up Appearances1990

Elizabeth:
Emmet, relax! Hyacinth said they were looking at property. That's all I can tell you.

Emmet:
If she comes back here without finding a property, then... then we'll have to help her look for something!

Elizabeth:
How can we help her?

Emmet:
We'll circulate estate agents within a fifty mile radius. No, no, let's make that a hundred mile radius! We mustn't miss any opportunity to help. After all, what are neighbors for?

Elizabeth:
Emmet, we can't do that. We can't interfere with Hyacinth's choice.

Emmet:
I could. Especially when it's in such a good cause.

Elizabeth:
What good cause?

Emmet:
MY SANITY!