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Bernheim:
Lt. Kojak will now be advised of his rights.

Capt. Frank McNeil:
Hey, wait a minute, hold on. We're down here to talk to you about a case. You've got this set up like an inquisition.

Bernheim:
I'm taking a formal statement.

Capt. Frank McNeil:
You haven't even told us what this is about, officially.

Bernheim:
It's about the shaking down of a suspect - on the record!

Lt. Theo Kojak:
Let it go, Frank. Let's hear him.

Capt. Frank McNeil:
No way! If he want to play this game you come back here with a lawyer. He's setting you up! Now let's get out of here.

Bernheim:
If you refuse to give me a statement I'm turning this over to Internal Affairs.

Lt. Theo Kojak:
I'll give you a statement: Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of... hogwash.