Last Tango in Halifax2012

[in a pub]

Waitress:
What can I get you?

Celia:
[peering at the blackboard] Oo! Um! What do you suppose a "crappuccino" is, Alan.

Alan:
Isn't that an "F"?

Celia:
Is it? Where?

Alan:
On the board.

Celia:
Is it?

Waitress:
It's "frappuccino" - coffee with ice.

Celia:
They've always to muck everything about these days, haven't they? Still, if you're not taking risks, you're not living. That's what our William says. And he lives in his bedroom, so what does he know?

[Alan chuckles]

Celia:
Oh go on, I'll have one.

Alan:
Well following that impeccable logic, I'll have one as well.

[the waitress walks away]

Alan:
You knew damn well that didn't say "crappuccino".

Celia:
Well, people bother with you more if they think you're senile.