Lost2004

Hurley:
Let me ask you something Arnzt.

Mr. Artz:
Artz.

Hurley:
Arnzt.

Mr. Artz:
No, not Arnzt. Arzt. A-R-Z-T. Arzt.

Hurley:
Sorry man, name's hard to pronounce.

Mr. Artz:
Oh yeah, well I know a bunch of ninth graders who pronounce it just fine.

Hurley:
How about I just call you by your first name?

Mr. Artz:
How about you don't.

Hurley:
Why not? I remember it from the plane's manifest. I think Leslie's a bitchin' name.

Mr. Artz:
"Arnzt" is fine.