M*A*S*H1972

Kyong Ja:
The exorcism would have to be performed by a Priestess. Once the spirits are gone, my grandfather would let you operate.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
We haven't got time for that.

Kyong Ja:
She's only a mile away.

Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly:
I could drive her, Sir.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
You do that, Radar.

Maj. Frank Burns:
You do that Radar, and I'll have your stripes.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
You look lousy in stripes, Frank. Go ahead, Radar.

Maj. Frank Burns:
Now just a minute, Bub. U.S. Regulations do not allow for heathen rituals on government property.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Dangerous talk, Frank. If the spirits heard you say that, they'd turn you into a pumpkin, or a dedicated doctor.

Maj. Frank Burns:
Ah, bunko junko.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Run along, Radar.

Maj. Frank Burns:
Permission to run along denied!

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Permission to deny denied!

Maj. Frank Burns:
You can't do that! I outrank you. I have half a mind to tell the Colonel.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
I deny you have half a mind.

Maj. Frank Burns:
Then I will see the Colonel.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
I'll deny I said anything. I'll deny I denied anything. Beat it, Radar! [Radar and Kyong Ja drive off]

Maj. Frank Burns:
Pierce, you are the most unmilitary man in this man's army.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Thank you.