M*A*S*H1972

Col. Sherman Potter:
[to Hawkeye] Your behavior is incomprehensible. Again! You have a boy there, fresh out of the cornfields, who is highly vulnerable and impressionable, not to mention the fact that he worships you...

Margaret:
Although WHY I can't imagine.

Col. Sherman Potter:
Then you make this kid the target of the most bellicose barrell full of bull durham anybody's ever heard you utter!

Margaret:
And I've heard you utter plenty.

Col. Sherman Potter:
If you don't mind, I rehearsed this as a single.

Margaret:
And you're doing fine, really.

Col. Sherman Potter:
Gee, Major, I appreciate that. Now will you CLAM UP? [to Hawkeye] This boy's been told he's nothing more than a pimple on a flea by the man whose opinion he values more than any one in the world. And I think you DAMN WELL better do something about it! Now what do you think?

Hawkeye:
I think you're right. [Exits]

Margaret:
I never got to say anything!