M*A*S*H

     

M*A*S*H1972

Stars: Alan Alda, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, William Christopher
Rating: TV-PG
Runtime: 25 minutes

Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Among the 4077's people are Capts. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and "… more »


Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger:
Captain, I've gotta know, is there any action in your area?

Captain at I-Corps:
I can only give that information to your commanding officer.

Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger:
My CO's in surgery, he can't come on the radio!

Captain at I-Corps:
Sorry, Corporal.

Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger:
W-W-Wait a minute, here he comes now!

Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger:
[Klinger takes the phone to the door and slams it, then holds the receiver close to the floor as he stomps, as if Col. Potter is coming to the phone. He then mimics Potter's voice to the captain] What in the name of Sweet Fanny Adams is going on? Can we expect casualties or not?

Captain at I-Corps:
Col. Potter, that you?

Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger:
You bet your horse's hiney!

Captain at I-Corps:
It's all clear, Colonel.

Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger:
Good! Now, the next time you get a call from Cpl. Klinger, cooperate! When you're talking to him, you're talking to me!

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