M*A*S*H1972

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
You want to know about my home life so you ask me what I do in the morning?

Hawkeye:
Oh did I say home? I'm sorry, no, I meant the people. The people - people IN the home. I mean, what's a home without people? Just a big house with a dog in it. Don't let me interrupt you. Go ahead. What do you do first thing in the morning?

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
I open my eyes. That is generally followed by yawning and getting out of bed. Now stop me if this is getting too exciting for you.

Hawkeye:
No, no, this is great. What do you do then?

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
I go downstairs, and Peg pours me a damn cup of coffee and I drink it. What difference does it make what I do in the morning?

Hawkeye:
You're right, you're right. I've been running that subject into the ground. Let's just drop it.

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
Good.

Hawkeye:
What do you do in the afternoon?