M*A*S*H1972

Radar:
[under his breath] Hawk!

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Huh?

Radar:
[under his breath] He's coming over here!

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Play hard to get.

Radar:
Don't horse around!

Colonel:
Boys.

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
Sir.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Colonel.

Colonel:
You all know this is an Officer's Club, don't you?

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
I'm a Captain, Plain Clothes Division.

Colonel:
Uh huh. Corporal Stripes and Captains Bars?

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
That's a new directive from the Pentagon. That's right out of G2 and G3 making a G5 Combined Officers Op-Tech Glitch. We're experimenting with a new rank: Corporal-Captain. We're down here taking a survey, to see, uh, you know, if everybody likes it, uh, asking everybody in Seoul.

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
Goldman-Hawkins, right?

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Right.

Colonel:
Well, I don't like it. I don't like it at all!

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
[to BJ] Uh, put down one "No;" one "Against."

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
Right. One "Negative; Corporal-Captain."

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Thank you, Colonel. We really appreciate your help in this.

Colonel:
No, Sir! I don't like it at all!

Radar:
He doesn't like it at all.