M.K. 222004

Soldier:
[Phone rings at the Tanjakistani Army Headquarters] Hello, Armenian National, errr, Tanjakistan Army... How can I help you?

Corp. Itay Shulman:
Ah, err, yes, yes... I would like a nuclear missile, please.

Soldier:
No problem sir, it is twenty five millioon doollar!

Corp. Itay Shulman:
Twenty-five million doollar? It's a lot of money!

Soldier:
Ok! I give you for... err... Twenty millioon doollar!

Corp. Itay Shulman:
Uhhh... wait a minute...

Corp. Shlomi Hanuka:
Hallo?

Soldier:
Hallo?

Corp. Shlomi Hanuka:
How much you want?

Soldier:
Twenty Millioona!

Corp. Shlomi Hanuka:
I give you five.

Soldier:
[laughing] Hahaha, five millioon? [laughing some more]... I don't think so! Maybe fifteen?

Corp. Shlomi Hanuka:
No no no no no... I give you five dollars.

Soldier:
What? Are you crazy? Five doollar for a nuclear missile?

Corp. Shlomi Hanuka:
Come on. I know you need the money. I know you have nothing to eat.

Soldier:
Yes. It is true.

Corp. Shlomi Hanuka:
Five dollars.

Soldier:
TEN!

Corp. Shlomi Hanuka:
No.

Soldier:
Ok, ok, ok! I give you for five doollar.

Corp. Shlomi Hanuka:
Send it to Mem-Kuf 22 in Israel.

Soldier:
Ok. It will arrive in about ten minutes.

Corp. Shlomi Hanuka:
Five!

Soldier:
Ok, Ok! Five! [hangs up]

Corp. Shlomi Hanuka:
[in fake Russian] Activate missile controls!