Married with Children

Married with Children1987

11 year comedy about a man who sells shoes for a living, with his bon-bon Oprah watching wife, his ever horny son and dim-witted daughter along with the pesky neighbor and her two husbands. more »



Al:
Where were you when the lights went out?

Vanessa Van Pelt:
I was outside in the rain.

Al:
Were you? I prefer to think that you're the killer!

Vanessa Van Pelt:
That's ridiculous. You have no proof.

Al:
[takes off one of her shoes] I say that you never did go outside that night. That you waited by the door for the right moment, hit the light switch, dumped the vase on yourself to get wet, and stabbed your uncle!

Vanessa Van Pelt:
You still haven't proven anything.

Al:
When we met, I couldn't help but notice your shoes, the same shoes you have on now. And I recognize these shoes. The Malaysian A-220 stilettos - so cheap that the only women who wear them are beggars and wives of shoe salesmen. You couldn't have gone outside that night, or any other rainy night, because these shoes are so cheaply constructed that they fall apart on contact with water...

Al:
[drops her shoe into the fish tank and pulls it out - the sole is almost completely off]... like this.

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