Married with Children1987

Al:
I wanna be back with my family.

Angel:
Why?

Al:
Look at them. They're happy. Not a care in the world. You think I'm gonna let that happen, after all the grief they've put me through? I want to live!

Angel:
Bundy, are you serious? That means I'm going to be an angel! I'm gonna get my wings! I'm gonna be a real angel! But first, I'm gonna go take a look at my ex-wife.

Al:
You really did love her, huh?

Angel:
No. I just want to put a package of Ding-Dongs just out of reach of her pork-pie fingers. And then, as she oozes that thousand-pound bulk over to the table, lifts up three of her chins, so she's able to put one of them into her mouth, I'm gonna turn them into me. A 20-year-old rotting corpse! How do you like that, Thelma? Daddy's home for Christmas! You pig! You slut! Take a bite of this, Shamu! AHHHRRRG!