Married with Children1987

Peggy Bundy:
Al, wack a fish and get me dinner.

Al Bundy:
Oh, all right, Peg. It's always the same thing! "Al, get me dinner. Al, I'm hungry. Al, I'm horny." Why can't it just be: "Al, wake up, it's Cindy Crawford here. I'm hungry and horny!"

[Al moves to the side of the raft and raises the oar, and pauses]

Peggy Bundy:
What are you wating for?

Al Bundy:
A red one. There!

[Al swings the oar at the water making a large splash]

Al Bundy:
There, I got her! Hey... where'd that fish go?

Marcy D'Arcy:
Where all dead fish go.

Gilbert Gottfried:
To the Red Lobster?