Married with Children1987

Heather McCoy:
Hi, Bud. Are we sill on for the dance Friday night?

Bud Bundy:
I shall drink in your beauty, as the bee does the nectar of the flower.

Heather McCoy:
[to Kelly] Isn't he a dream.

Kelly Bundy:
[watching Heather walk off] How did you do that?

Bud Bundy:
Research. I've been studying her since the sixth grade... plotting, planning, cataloging her likes and dislikes. And now, the time is right to strike for I'm at the zenith of my studliness. Five long years, and now finally she's mine.

Kelly Bundy:
You still love her, huh?

Bud Bundy:
Nope. I'm after revenge. Sweet, pure, uncut revenge.

Kelly Bundy:
What's the point? That was five years ago. No one remembers your underwear hanging from a flagpole.

[Two other guys stop when they see Bud, and hold up their hands, reciting a mock Pledge Of Allegiance]

Guy #1, Guy #2:
I pledge allegiance to the underwear of the United Shorts of Bud Bundy.

[Falling over themselves laughing, they walk off]

Bud Bundy:
Yeah, no one except the seventy-five kids who do that to me every day. That's why I'm gonna get Heather McCoy. Phase One is now complete.

Kelly Bundy:
What's Phase Two? You touch her on the knee and then start to cry?

Bud Bundy:
Not quite, O-she-whose-head-can-never-be-seen-in-a-car.