Merlin's Apprentice2006

Brianna:
[Seeing Jack drinking] I don't have a lot of practice at this sort of thing...

Jack:
Brianna! Come and join us! The Grails right there and it still won't come back! We have front row seats to the end of Camelot!

Brianna:
Jack, no one blames you. The Grail disappeared long before you came...

Jack:
We don't care who made the Grail go away. We only care why it won't come back. [beat] I always wanted to be special, you know? And when I came to Camelot I got exactly what I wanted... everyone staring at me, asking me what to do, asking me for advice! Did I mention that I'm special Brianna? Because I really I meant it. Did you know that Rauskaug's enchanter, the Lady of the Lake, is my mother?

Brianna:
What?

Jack:
Oh, yes! And Merlin... Merlin is my father. Not just a father figure, but the man himself! [beat] You know why the Grail won't come back? Because there's still a stain on Camelot... me.

Brianna:
Jack, I don't think...

Jack:
Really? I think everyone deserves an opinion on the subject. Why don't I go ask them right now? [stumbles off toward Camelot's camp]