Midsomer Murders1997

[Jones is interviewing guests at the wedding]

DS Ben Jones:
If I could start with you, Mr Colk-key-hown.

[stunned silence]

DS Ben Jones:
Mr Colk-key-hown?

Randall Colquhoun:
[patronisingly] It's pronounced "Co-hoon".

DS Ben Jones:
You're the best man, I gather.

Randall Colquhoun:
I *was*.

DS Ben Jones:
A friend of the family, then?

Randall Colquhoun:
No, sworn enemy! What do *you* think?

Harry Fitzroy:
Look, we have family matters to discuss. Do we really have to do this now?

DS Ben Jones:
Yes. And I'll also need to talk to the vicar who was just here.

Harry Fitzroy:
Who? Uncle Marcus?

DS Ben Jones:
But I'm happy to start with you - and Mr Colk-key-hown.