Midsomer Murders1997

DCI John Barnaby:
I found the ladies of Midsomer Pastures Prep School Parents' Council to be restrained...

Sarah Barnaby:
Um-hmm.

DCI John Barnaby:
and intriguing.

Sarah Barnaby:
Sylvia Mountford's Yummy Mummy Squad; I've heard all about them.

DCI John Barnaby:
No, these were more Stepford wives than yummy mummies. A roomful of perfect women and not another man for miles, except for Jones and he doesn't count.

Sarah Barnaby:
Oh, well, John, you should have said. I'd be more than happy to spend my days making the perfect sponge and choosing perfect wallpaper patterns and, and really just being perfect.

DCI John Barnaby:
[laughs] No, you wouldn't. And anyway, what do I want with perfection when I already have you. No, hang on, that didn't come out right. Wh...

Sarah Barnaby:
You're right there.