Midsomer Murders1997

[DCI Tom Barnaby and Sergeant Dan Scott exit The Maid in Splendour]

DCI Tom Barnaby:
So, what do you make of that?

Sergeant Dan Scott:
Typical country boozers, sir. It's only yokels and nutters.

DCI Tom Barnaby:
[in a sardonic tone] Thank you Scott, that's very useful.

Sergeant Dan Scott:
And as for the maid... bloke comes back from the war, his fiance's still a bit of a looker, so he jumps into the pond. And then she jumps in afterwards. I mean, you've gotta be kidding me!