Monty Python's Flying Circus1969

The Announcer:
When the Pyrannas left school they were called up, but were found by an Army board to be too mentally unstable, even for national service. Denied the opportunity to use their talents in the service of their county, they began to operate what they called The Operation. They would select a victim, and then threaten to beat him up if he paid them the so called protection money. Four months later they started another operation, which they called The Other Operation. In this racket they selected another victim, and threaten *not* to beat him up if he *didn't* pay them. One month later they hit upon The Other Other Operation. In this the victim was threatened if he didn't pay them they would beat him up. This, for the Pyrannas Brothers, was the turning point.