Monty Python's Flying Circus1969

Man:
I'd like to have an argument, please.

Argument Clinic Recptionist:
Certainly, sir, have you been here before?

Man:
No. This will be my first time.

Argument Clinic Recptionist:
I see. Well, do you want to have just one argument or were you thinking of taking a course?

Man:
Well, what is the cost?

Argument Clinic Recptionist:
Well, it's ?1 for a five minute argument, but only ?8 for a course of ten.

Man:
Well, I think it would be best if I started off with just the one and then see how it goes.

Argument Clinic Recptionist:
Fine. I'll see who's free at the moment. Mr. Bakley's free, but he's a little bit conciliatory. Ah yes, try Mr. Barnard, room 12.