My Boys2006

P.J. Franklin:
[about Mike's birthday] What is this, uh, thirty...?

Mike Callahan:
I will be turning, ah, thirty-five.

Kenny Morittori:
Ooooo!

Brendan Dorff:
Gross!

Bobby Newman:
Dude, I think that officially makes you the old man of the group.

Mike Callahan:
Not so fast. Grandpa here is thirty-six.

Kenny Morittori:
Thirty-five and three quarters.

Mike Callahan:
You don't look a day over fifty.

Kenny Morittori:
You don't act a day over twelve.

Brendan Dorff:
Old man fight! Old man fight! Old man fight!