My Family2000

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Nick Harper:
[positions package on table] OK. All right, Dad. Look.

Ben:
Well, Nick, that's, that's so... um, uh, aw! You shouldn't have. That's, that's really...

Nick Harper:
It's well wrapped, isn't it?

Ben:
Yes. Yes, it's well wrapped. Yes. You didn't have to buy me a good luck present.

Nick Harper:
I didn't.

Ben:
It's the salt, Nick, it's the salt.

Susan:
What's this? English for 'the stupid'?

Ben:
Nick's wrapped the salt-celler.

Nick Harper:
Trying to be a wrapping artist. Like the great Christo. Y'know, he wraps up huge monuments for art to elicit emotional response.

Ben:
Like irritation?