My Family2000

[Nick is trying to chat up the much-pierced hotel maid]

Nick:
So what do you do?

Rita:
I work in a hotel.

Nick:
You work in a hotel, I stay in a hotel. We got a lot in common. How high up does that tattoo go?

Rita:
None of your business.

Nick:
Oh, well, it is actually, 'cause I'm a professional tattoo artist. I'm here for the tattoo convention.

Rita:
Oh yeah? So how come you don't have any tattoos?

Nick:
But I do. I just don't use ink. I'm just in it for the pain.

Rita:
All right! So you like a bit of S&M? B&D?

Nick:
Oh, S&M, B&D, Q, LMNOP, all the letters.