My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic2010

Applejack:
Boy howdy! I got my work cut out for me. That there is the biggest bumper crop o'apples I ever laid eyes on.

Big Macintosh:
Eeyup. Too big for you t'handle on yer own.

Applejack:
[Big Macintosh has a bandage around his body, from a recent injury] Come on, big brother! You need to rest up and get yourself better. I haven't met an apple orchard yet that I can't handle.

[jabs his side]

Applejack:
Oops, sorry. I'll take a bite out of this job by day's end.

Big Macintosh:
Biting off more than you can chew is just what I'm afraid of.

Applejack:
Are you sayin' my mouth is makin' promises my legs can't keep?

Big Macintosh:
Eeyup.

Applejack:
Why of all the... This is your sister Applejack, remember? The loyalest of friends and the most dependable of ponies?

[gets in his face]

Big Macintosh:
But still only one pony, and one pony plus hundreds o' apple trees just doesn't add up to...

Applejack:
Don't you use your fancy mathematics to muddy the issue! I said I can handle this harvest and I'm gonna prove it to you. I'm gonna get every last apple out of those trees this applebuck season all by myself.

[gulps]