Mysteriet på Greveholm1996

Melitta Olsson:
[to Ralf] Hey... you're friend's been to the bathroom for pretty long now, maybe we should go check on him?

Astrid Olsson:
Oh, God, please don't tell me the bathroom door's lock is jammed again! Leif, go check on it!

Ralf, burglar:
No! No. I mean, he's got a very big bladder. You never know how long he'll be in there. Sometimes he has to stand there for days and nights!

Ivar Olsson:
Hey, you just said his bladder was really small. Now you're saying it's big. Make up your mind!

Ralf, burglar:
Uh... yeah! You know, that's the thing with his bladder. Sometimes it's really really big, and then - suddenly! - it's small. Yeah, his bladder is a complete mystery, you never know where you have it.