Mystery Science Theater 30001988
Dr. Forrester:
Ah! Robinson, Servo, Mr. T. Robot! Our invention this week is inspired by this week's experiment, "Attack of the Giant Leeches". In ye olden times, alchemists believed that leeches served medicinal purposes.
TV's Frank:
So do we!
Dr. Forrester:
Uh, yes um, we found that the common fresh water leech uh, can serve the same purpose as a nicotine patch, and being neither food nor drug, there's no pesky FDA regulation to impede your progress and I can experiment at will. Frank?
TV's Frank:
At your service.
Dr. Forrester:
Our subject, Frank, has been trying to quit smoking for quite some time. He's a three pack-a-day man.
TV's Frank:
No I'm not!
Dr. Forrester:
Yes you are, shut up. Now this leech, we'll call him Patches...
TV's Frank:
Yah!
Dr. Forrester:
When applied to the neck or head area, will suck any desire to smoke out of Frank.
TV's Frank:
No, no, no, no! No! No! No, I'm the sum of my vices! I have my pain, my happiness, my losses, my love! My struggles, my hobbies, my lent! I want to live! I want to live! I want to live! And love! And learn! And live!
Dr. Forrester:
But this won't hurt a bit.
TV's Frank:
Oh, Ok.
Dr. Forrester:
Uh, there you go. Now, Patches, I'm depending on you, ya slug!
TV's Frank:
Say, this is the most action I've ever got.
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