Nikki2000

Martine:
This is something that's so shocking, so provocative, it could put the Golden Calf Showroom on the map. But I need someone special. Someone who can sing. Someone who can mesmerize an audience with her voice and wear a tall hat without tipping over.

Mary:
I can sing!

Nikki White:
I can sing too! And I played Abe Lincoln in third grade. Tall hat, no fall! [the girls all start talking at once]

Martine:
Bup-bup-bup-bup! Now ladies I'm sure that you all have your... skills but a truly gifted singer can make, well, even a grocery list sound like an operetta. So, Mary, sing me a posting on the notice board. [Mary goes over the board and sings]

Mary:
Roommate wanted. No smoking. No pets. Bi-curious a plus. [She takes the notice off the board]

Martine:
Hmm. Uh, Luna?

Luna:
Yes, Martine. [Luna goes to the board and sings] Will whoever stole my favorite pair of platforms give them back, you b*tch?

Martine:
Very nice. Yeah. Uh, Nikki? [Nikki clears her throat and goes to the board. She sings]

Nikki White:
Please sign this petition to get Martine canned [She blocks the notice from Martine, who tries to take a closer look at it] and bottled water because we want him well fed and hydrated. [Martine rips up the notice and storms off]