Nip/Tuck is an American serial medical drama television series created by Ryan Murphy that aired on FX in the United States from July 22, 2003 to March 3, 2010. The series, which also incorporates elements of crime drama, black comedy, family drama,… more »

Dr. Sean McNamara:
Sit down. Did you urinate in the soap dispenser, Matt? [the boys laugh] This act of aggression isn't funny. What's funny about it?

Matt McNamara:
This whole thing is funny, dad. It's idiotic.

Dr. Sean McNamara:
I asked you a question, Matt. Did you do this?

Matt McNamara:

Dr. Sean McNamara:
Adrian, was it you?

Adrian Moore:
Uhhh. He's scary, your other dad.

Dr. Sean McNamara:
You're not leaving here until I get an answer.

Ava Moore:
Don't you dare threaten my son.

Adrian Moore:
Yeah, I urinated in the soap dispenser. Do you wanna spank me?

Dr. Sean McNamara:
[Turns into Ava] Your son is yet another reminder of what a monstruous fraud you are, Ava. I'm tempted to feel sorry for him, but I'm not his father. [Turns into Matt] I'm yours. And here's the new regime. Till further notice, you report to my office every day after school where we'll find plenty of meaningless busy work to keep you out of trouble.

Matt McNamara:
I didn't do anything.

Dr. Sean McNamara:
Yes, you did, Matt. Your lackadaisical behaviour screams out for boundaries, so I'm gonna give you some. You will not fail to show up. You will not even be late. Or you'll finish out your education at a military school of my choice. Got it?

Ava Moore:
Matt's outgrown the saber-rattling. Don't pay any attention to his macho posturing, Matt. We can file for legal emancipation.

Dr. Sean McNamara:
[Turns into Ava] You do that, lady. And in the two months it takes to get the approval of the court, I'll talk to the press, discredit you as a pedophile, and a kidnapper, and an overall menace to society. And then we'll see how soon your life coach business goes belly up.

Ava Moore:
I'm not afraid of your empty threats.

Dr. Sean McNamara:
You should be, Ava. You should be very afraid.

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