Saturday Night Live: 25th Anniversary1999

Adam Sandler:
I'm Adam Sandler, and, um, Saturday Night Live. Wow. What a great show. This is unbelievable. All these great people here. A few years ago I used to be on this show and that was a good time, a lot of people used to be on this show. And I'm sure they had a great time too. Some people are still on this show and I'll bet they're having a blast also. Sketches. And talking about funny things. A lot of good times. After the show, sometimes I'd go with the other people who were on the show to the after the show parties and that was a good time too. Funny things and parties and all the people who have been on the show, that's um, so many people. So many funny things happen. I'm sorry, I'm not good at talking. Usually when I was on the show, I didn't write what I said. Other guys would write it for me, which is probably better than what I'm doing now. So why don't I ask three great writers who wrote alot of stuff for me to come bail me out: Mr. Jim Downey! Mr. Robert Smigel! Mr. Tim Herlihy! Fellas, can you help me out here? Can ya give me a little something?

Adam Sandler:
Saturday Night Live ain't no jive.