Orange Is the New Black2013

Big Boo:
Listen, I heard you cured Janae's knee. Is that true?

Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett:
Yes, yeah. I am just a simple woman, doing the work of the Lord.

Big Boo:
I see. Uh, look that's really... It's incredible. Um... Do you think you could help me?

Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett:
Well what's hurting?

Big Boo:
My mind, I have unclean thoughts. [whispering] Lesbian content. What do you think? You think you could help?

Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett:
You know, you're messin' with me and I don't mess with my Lord that way.

Big Boo:
No no no, I'm not. No no no, I'm not, I swear. I mean since... Look, since I had Little Boo, I found these feelings of mothering deep Inside me. I think someday I might wanna have a kid. But I don't want to do it with another woman, 'cause those kids, they always turn out gay. And being queer, that is really hard life. The cycle of terror ends now, with me. I swear.

Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett:
You're serious?

Big Boo:
Mmm-hmm.

Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett:
You ready to take on the Lord's grace? Kneel before me. Bring the dog, please. Right here before me we have a sinner, Lord, who's ready to accept you into her heart. Cleanse her heart of sickness and her mind of filth.

Big Boo:
Yeah, I'm still seeing filth.

Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett:
Concentrate! Dear Lord, I ask you today to help this sinner find a life of family, a life of rightness. We're gonna make her pure and whole and good again. As I lay my hand on this child's head, right here, right now, I ask you Lord, help her. Help her become gay, Lord, no more!

Big Boo:
I don't feel any different. Wait, let me try picturing the 2008 U.S. women's soccer team, that usually works. Okay. Kick it, kick it! Wait. Wait, I don't feel anything. I don't feel anything!

Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett:
It worked!

Big Boo:
I don't like this. Change me back! Don't leave me here like this. Don't leave me straight!

Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett:
Thank you, thank you.

Big Boo:
[shouting] Change me back!