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Jerry Stern:
I know I wasn't the perfect husband, but is it a crime to pay another woman to give you the affection that your wife is withholding from you?

Todd Dempsy:
Yes.

Jerry Stern:
I know it was a crime, but is it a "crime" crime?

Rajiv Gidwani:
Yes, yes.

Jerry Stern:
Well, at least I came clean. What did I get? Her and that therapist ganging up on me. Telling me ever time I got a problem, I run away and get drunk.

Todd Dempsy:
Jerry, you came to India and got drunk.

Jerry Stern:
This is a business trip, Todd. You sound just like Nancy. I swear, I don't know what to do to make that woman happy.

Rajiv Gidwani:
Stop drinking liquor and going to prostitutes!