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[Gupta has come to the call center dressed as a Hindu sanyasi]

Gupta:
I am on the path to enlightenment. I am undergoing a karmic cleanse, forgiving other people and atoning for all my wrongs. Lata, I am sorry for stealing most of your sales. Pinky, that guy did call back. Called back twice, actually. I just didn't think he was right for you. Curly-haired guy, I'm sorry for never learning your name.

Prakash:
It's Prakash. I've seen you every day for the last...

Gupta:
Kind of moving on now. Madhuri, you've been trying to grow your hair out for the better part of a year and I have been secretly cutting it while you are on sales calls. I don't know. I just like it this length. Manmeet, you made me promise never to tell anyone that, as a kid, your sister taught you how to kiss. Well, I never told anyone, so I don't owe you an apology. There... cleansed. Doesn't that feel better?