Peep Show2003

Jeremy Usborne:
Christ Mark, you really need to grow a pair.

Mark Corrigan:
Of testicles?

Jeremy Usborne:
Yes.

Mark Corrigan:
You want me to grow a pair of testicles so I'd have four testicles and somehow that'll help make me braver and better to deal with stress? Staggering around like a baboon with four balls hanging down?

Jeremy Usborne:
Look, Gail's f***ing you over because you're so bloody passive. You need to rip her a new one.

Mark Corrigan:
A new anus? So she'd have two anuses? And then in this mad new world of yours, I'd presumably shove my four bollocks up her two anuses for some unknown reason.