Peep Show2003

[Mark pulls back the duvet on his bed to find a bloody mess of raw sausages and bacon spelling the word "JUDAS"]

Jeremy Usborne:
What's the matter? I thought you liked pork.

Mark Corrigan:
How did... what does it mean?

Jeremy Usborne:
It means "omert?". It means "rewengay".

Mark Corrigan:
Look, I'm sorry, OK? I'm sorry I humiliated you in front of Toni.

Jeremy Usborne:
Don't think I can't see you, Mark. Trying to get a slice of my action because Sophie the office girl won't put out.

Mark Corrigan:
Oh right, the gloves are off, are they? Well then, perhaps it's best you do know what I think of your music.

Jeremy Usborne:
Well, let's have some more truth, shall we? Yeah? Yeah? Cos the truth is, you're a posh spaz!

Mark Corrigan:
Oh, really? Well, I'd love to know in way I am a posh spaz!

Jeremy Usborne:
In the way that you're always doing posh spazzy things like tidying up and ironing your socks.

Mark Corrigan:
I do not iron my socks!

Jeremy Usborne:
Socks, shirt, whatever!