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Trevor:
You're not really a drinker, are ya?

Hamish:
What makes you say that?

Trevor:
Well, you have three halves of lager, put on a dress and go into your Kylie Minogue routine.

JP:
I think you captured her quite well.

Hamish:
Kylie Minogue? What the hell are you talking about?

Trevor:
And then you go and steal a selection of traffic cones, a "no parking" sign and three sleeping policemen.

JP:
One of whom was a chief inspector!

Hamish:
Now I *know* you're making it up!

[a shot of a couple of traffic cones in the room is shown, complete with a dramatic music sting]

Hamish:
Oh, god!

Trevor:
But that was *nothing* compared to what you did next!

JP:
[to Hamish] Look at me, now!

Hamish:
Which was?

Trevor:
You mean you don't remember?

Hamish:
If I don't remember impersonating Kylie f***ing Minogue and stealing a road sign then isn't it likely that I don't remember what I did next?

Trevor:
You gave the cat one.

Hamish:
[Beat] I'm sorry?