Power Rangers R.P.M.2009

Dr. K:
Have I ever told you about my childhood growing up in the Alphabet Soup think tank?

Colonel Mason Truman:
I get the feeling you don't like to talk about it.

Dr. K:
That's right. [Walks slowly to Col. Truman's desk] But that's why, when I do, you can be sure that it's not just idle chitchat. You can be sure that there's real meaning behind it.

Colonel Mason Truman:
Go on.

Dr. K:
In the years I've spent there, I was asked to create things without ever knowing their purpose. In some cases, I could never even imagine what possible real-world applications they could possibly have.

Colonel Mason Truman:
Fascinating.

Dr. K:
When I was eleven years old, I was asked to develop a colorless and odorless substance that when added to a person's beverage, it would instantaneously stricken the recipient with diarrhea a thousand times more extreme than the worst case of dysentery ever recorded. [Walks up to Col. Truman's desk] Now, Colonel, can you, in your wildest imagination, ever dream of a situation where someone would resort to using a substance like that?

Colonel Mason Truman:
[Looks at his coffee mug] Corporal Hicks.

Corporal Hicks:
[Walks up to Col. Truman's desk] Yes, sir.

Colonel Mason Truman:
I want you to divert fifteen percent of the primary shield power to our outgoing communications transmitter for then next ten minutes. [Hands the coffee mug over to Cpl. Hicks]

Corporal Hicks:
Yes, sir. Right away, sir.