Pushing Daisies2007

Olive Snook:
Maybe John Joseph faked his death, people do that all the time.

Emerson Cod:
No, they don't.

Olive Snook:
Yeah, they do. Sometimes they just, don't even try to cover it up. They just show up and ruin your life like no one's ever gonna figure it out. But then, you do figure it out 'cause you're not an idiot. Are you an idiot?

Emerson Cod:
No, because an idiot might misunderstand what you're saying and hit you with a shovel.