Queer as Folk2000

Michael:
She hit me. My mother f***ing hit me!

Ted:
She's always hitting you.

Brian Kinney:
That's how she shows her affection.

Michael:
I mean for real.

Brian Kinney:
Well, what did Mikey do?

Michael:
I told her she was pathetic for dating that fag-hating cop.

Ted:
You know, if she keeps this up, we're going to have to take her honorary queer button away.

Michael:
Where are her values? Her principles?

Brian Kinney:
You know how it is when you want cock. They're the first things to go.