Rosemary & Thyme2003

Rosemary Boxer:
Do you remember we showed you a button?

Fiona Georgeson:
[Sipping from a tulip glass of champagne during the entire conversation] Button? No! [Rosemary and Laura nod in disagreement and Rosemary takes out the button and displays it] Oh, the toggle. [Condescendingly] Do get it right, Ducky.

Rosemary Boxer:
And I asked you if you knew anyone who had a coat with that kind of [Hesitatingly]... toggle. Did you know?

Laura Thyme:
Yes, she did.

Fiona Georgeson:
Yes, I did. Yes, yes, it must have slipped my mind.

Laura Thyme:
Or you were deliberately trying to conceal the truth?

Fiona Georgeson:
Or I was deliberately trying to conceal the truth. Probably the latter. I'm not very famous for my veracity.

Rosemary Boxer:
May we sit down?

Fiona Georgeson:
No, I don't think so. You're not amusing.

Laura Thyme:
Why didn't you admit that you had owned such a coat?

Fiona Georgeson:
I suppose you've heard the village gossip about me running off with Denny?

Rosemary Boxer:
Yes.

Fiona Georgeson:
Poor Denny. Denny gave me the coat.

Laura Thyme:
And... ?

Fiona Georgeson:
Well, much to your surpreez, Ducky, I didn't want to bring it up in front of my pig of a husband. He has swinish, jealous rages from time to time or oinks away in the most alarming manner, waving his trotters about. That's why I gave the coat away in the first place.