Saved by the Bell1989

Lisa Turtle:
[Finds a bag] Hey, whose bag is this?

Kelly Kapowski:
Not mine.

Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater:
It's not mine.

Lisa Turtle:
Whoa, Mama!

Kelly Kapowski, Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater, Zachary 'Zack' Morris:
*Whoa*, Mama!

Kelly Kapowski:
Is that real money?

Lisa Turtle:
[Smells the money] Smells like it. [Holds money to her ear and ruffles it] Sounds like five thousand, give or take a twenty.

Zachary 'Zack' Morris:
Oh, yes! Yes! This is going to be a good day after all.

Kelly Kapowski:
Wait a second. I mean, this isn't our money. I mean, some poor person lost it and we have to return it.

Zachary 'Zack' Morris:
Oh, get real, Kelly, what poor person has five thousand dollars?

Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater:
Well, if they weren't poor before, they're poor now.

Kelly Kapowski:
We can't keep this. It's somebody else's money.

Zachary 'Zack' Morris:
Alright, alright, let's be fair. I mean, if it is someone's money, we should give them time to reclaim it. Agreed?

Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater:
Alright.

Lisa Turtle:
Yeah.

Zachary 'Zack' Morris:
Okay, good, good. Then I hereby invoke the five foot, five second rule.

Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater:
The what?

Zachary 'Zack' Morris:
If no-one is within five feet of this money when I count to five, it's ours. Huh? One, two, three, four...

Kelly Kapowski:
Cut it out, Zack. We have to ask around and see if anybody lost five thousand dollars.

Zachary 'Zack' Morris:
Okay, okay. [Whispering] Has anybody lost five thousand dollars?

Lisa Turtle:
Look, I don't know what you two are arguing about. This is my money. I'm the one who found the bag.

Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater:
Wha - Your money? You never would've found the bag if Zack and I didn't slide over so you could sit down.

Lisa Turtle:
Okay, I'll split it with you.

Zachary 'Zack' Morris:
Alri-i-i-i-i-ight!

Kelly Kapowski:
Split it with them? There wouldn't be a bag to find if I didn't sit at this bench. You'd still be rattling on about Eddie and his Air Jordans!